Remarry?

The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this                                 is.   The wife and I were                                 sitting around the breakfast table one lazy                                 Sunday morning and I said to her, “If I were                                 to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell                                 all my stuff.” “Now why would you want me                                 to do something like that?” she                                 asked. “I figure that you would                                 eventually remarry and I don’t want some other                                 asshole using my stuff.” She looked at me and said:                                 “What makes you think I’d marry another                                 asshole?”